Wednesday, September 11, 2013

TORNADO WARNING

There have been reports that a tornado has touched down in the McCullough’s Run area of Bartholomew County. This tornado is fast moving and highly destructive. Cabinets and closets have been emptied, shoes have been thrown in toilets, toys have been dumped, important papers have been shredded, dog food has been eaten and very full trash cans have been knocked over onto kitchen floors still wet from mopping. The victims of this chubby tornado are overwhelmed by the amount of debris it has left in its path. Before one mess can be cleaned up, another has been created. This tornado is especially dangerous because it can climb. It climbs stairs, slides, furniture and tables. 
This storm was originally reported to be cute and innocent, but now forecasters are advising friends and family to take the proper precautions if this tornado is headed your way. This is not a test. 




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